Rules

For the sake of making Zulpgulp.com a cool place to hang out without getting abused by knuckleheads we have defined some basic rules below. Following these rules will prevent you from being permanently banned from Zulpgulp.com. Please read them.

Rule #1. Chill Out.

Seriously. This is a website that is supposed to be entertaining and fun. If you're not up for a good time then do us all a favor and go watch the news.

Rule #2. Don't submit material that isn't cool.

If your participation here (uploads, comments, forum posts, chat discussions, and etc.) could in any way be interpreted as hateful, pornographic, abusive, cruel, illegal, malicious or otherwise offensive it will be removed and you will be banned permanently. No exceptions. If you come back as someone else you'll be banned again.

Rule #3. Don't steal material from other websites.

If we find that your submitted material has been lifted from websites that prohibit the use of their material your submission will be removed and you will be banned. We want authorized content only. It can be funny, scary, pwny, faily, nerdy, geeky, dorky, bloopery, yummy, ugly, slippery, playfully, noisy, jumpy, bumpy, dumpy, frumpy, lumpy, humpy, crunky, junky, bunky, dunky, monkey, funky, slunky, trunky, hunky, hefty, lefty, zesty, nesty, testy, and even a little bit messy. But most of all it must be legal. The only way you should be uploading someone else's copyright enforced material is if you have permission from the copyright holder.

Rule #4. When in doubt refer to rule #1

Seriously.